Inside the Mind of Albert Sandy is a short LLB written by u/IcyOpportunity9 which focuses on the point of view of the main antagonist of The Mystery of Albert Sandy, Albert Sandy.
Characters[]
- Albert Sandy (Yogurtverse)
- Greg Heffley (Yogurtverse) - Mentioned
- Alex Aruda (Yogurtverse) - Mentioned
- Dennis Denard (Yogurtverse) - Mentioned
- Erick Glick (Yogurtverse) - Mentioned
Plot[]
Albert acknowledges that he messed up a lot over the past week, and notes that his biggest mistake was making Greg suspicious of him. Albert expresses his dislike of Greg, talking about how Greg used to gullible and naïve believe all the bullshit that Albert would tell people. Albert says that now, Greg will see him as a weird who spends all his time masturbating yogurt porn and reading girl's books.
Albert writes that he wants Greg to die a slow and painful death and he wants Rowley, who has "the mental age of a six year old", to die with Greg. Albert also says that Rowley is so mentally "re*arded" that he wouldn't even notice if Albert gave him some yogurt. Albert says that his parents return back home has been delayed because they accidently got on a plane going to Plainview, Australia, which gives him more time to enact his plans. Albert sees that Irinia uploads a new video and goes to watch it, leaving a message, saying that he hopes Greg doesn't find this diary like he did the previous one. Albert also leaves himself two notes: one to urgently find a new place to hide his porn and the other saying to buy some books or steal them from Greg.
Albert also says that one of his mistakes was getting help from people like Dennis and Erick as they don't have a good reputation and that might have made Greg suspicious, so Albert wonders is Alex Aruda would be willing to help him. Albert doesn't think that Alex likes Greg and he also says that he can't kidnap lots of people at once because that is too noticeable. Albert also says he needs to find a new headquarters because Greg and his friends know where Albert lives, so he can't keep anything important at his house.