average slingmingo fan
Diary of a wimpy kid;turning tides written by jack doherty from titenic
june
thursday
today was the last day of school and it was the worst day of school that i greg heffley have endured throughout my years of schooling.probably because during lunch freddy harlahan bit me because i sat at his table and during the whole day fregley kept stalking me and kept asking me if jeffy is the most skibidi alpha chungus wholesome 100 sigma for some reason.and when the final bell rang there was a huge stampede and thankfully i survived but my boy rolwey got crushed i got mad so i decided to drink 500 rockstar energys and listen to linkin park .but i guess dad must have heard abou me so the crusty boomer went to my room and he said that he was gonna buy a house boat witch is very sigma.
friday
today was the most anticlimatic day of my life today i woke up at like 3am to what sounded like nuke sirens! but i later found out that it was just dad waking me up early to go to his houseboat witch i had to go to so -9999999 aura for me!.we then later drove to the dock where i met chirag fregley and frank the sausage! we all later boarded the houseboat and lemme tell you what it was MARVELOUS!.the houseboat had 2 pools a Giant flat screen tv and an entire Bk whopper bar franchise! .i was going to tell the boys all about it but they all dived into the lake! i later dived in too but what frank said really made me regret it he told us that the lake belonged to big dick randy who used to rizz up kids every halloween and steal their candy to do unspeakble things with the candy.that got us men scared so we actually levitated back to the houseboat and for us to tell dad so +1000000900000000000000000 aura.then it seemed like the madness was over but i quickly learned it was far from it because while me and the boys were chilling in the pool some random gnome broke into our houseboat! and for some reason he kept calling himself crawly the green wizard gnome but frank shot him and crawly died!.and then while i saw sleeping i got woken up by this demon guy named blitzo who at first i didint know how to kill but then we became beer buddies so yeah lifes been good!.
saturday
you know what i changed my mind this houseboat has been nothing but hell from day one probably because fregley died because he picked 'i am the very model of a youtube indivisual' by let me explain studios to be played on the aux and chirag frank and blitzo were killed by the floating jar of Flintstone gummies this really pushed me to my limits!.so today i am going to commit suicide i just have a noose so goodnight guys and subcribe to andywilson92-.