Greg being beat up for being a furry
Greg in the future
Diary of a wimpy kid ; spag union written by poopy butt
September
Monday
Today was officially the first day of the rest of my life, today was my first day of school at spag union i begged dad not to make me go there but he said it would make me 'manly' . dang i guess dad must have found out about me being a furry anyways as we got there i was scared!.probably because there was blood all over the sign and i saw a corpse on one of the doors!.and when i went inside man! i should have just faked sick everybody was throwing grenades and getting shanked in the lockers man that was weird .anywho we had homeroom with mr huff and it was honestly traumatising ,well for starters we did'int even have desks since i guess here desks are a sign of laziness and if we stepped the littlest out of line the teacher would just kill a kid!.but good thing the bell rang and it was time for dinner and it was as gross as you thought it would be ,we had to eat clams and goat urethra with a side of leafs but at least i made a new friend named Tommy chu .anyways it was eventually time to go to bed but the problem is that there were no beds and we had to sleep on the cold floor,oh and some dudes beat me up in the showers because of me being a furry not cool Man our lord and savior Steve Gallacci would not approve .
Tuesday
Gregs new name
Today was the second day of this nightmare and of course there is no waking up,today we woke up when it was still dark outside And we had to do some dumb millitary exercises .first we had to jump through tires and then we had to do a rope obstacle course thing blindfolded witch was like something out of jackass.and it was horrible probably because jeffrey swanson fell and he died! and me and Tommy chu were just barely surviving because i had to hold tommy in my backpack,after that we had chemistry with mr Jizzle witch was fun but we mostly just mixed random stuff and during lunch some kids sold their 'lean' they made in chemistry class .then as always everybody went to bed except for me and tommy because tonight we sneaked out and we are in the city right now.
Franks worst nightmare
Wednesday
You know what i wish i stayed back there because this day has been nuts ,today me and tommy Decided to leave our motel to do the biggest prank ever KILL DAD!.at first we struggled to find him but good thing we found his directions witch for some reason was Plainview furrycon that seemed sus so i called a taxi and we got there but that was a mistake , because we saw dad and in his bag i could see a gun and that when i realized dad was gonna shoot up a furry con!.we rushed and we cornered dad we mostly just chewed him out and we called the cops on him but thats when we heard a phaseing noise! . we went outside and we saw some robot guy He said his name was iron man and that he came from the future we then unmasked it and i Saw me!. i found out that iron man was me 30 years from now and that he moved to bosnia and became a wanted war criminal . i thought that was weird but then i got scared and i Finally killed dad! witch was great that furryphobic geezer deserved that now im on the run!.
30 years later
september
Thursday
Hey Its been a while since i wrote in this hunk of junk , anyways i wanna tell you how i have been so sit back and relax and let me explain studios . so shortly after i killed dad me and tommy fled to england and there we moved to Fulham grew up went to University got married and we had two sons spock and jeffy,and now here i am a old fat pink geezer laying here being the owner Of Chelsea fc Anyways thats all so goodbye.
THE END