gregs prank
gregs dead body after the old lady shot him and the police did a investigation
Diary of a wimpy kid;Mass destruction written by slick
may
Monday
Today was officially the first day of may which meant that basically every normies gonna come up to me and say 'it 's gotta be may!' like the backstreet boy song its a dead meme!.and plus at school today i got sent to the office because i hit bryce anderson in self defence for calling me poor and it was macaroni monday that makes me wish we had clam chowder friday every day.so thats why i have been planning to create the ultimate prank that could end school once and for all but all i need is to find the tools.
Tuesday
today was the day where i can get to execute my genius prank and by prank i mean launch a airstrike on the school and bribe the police to not put me on death row.at first i did not even know how to get a airstrike but good thing i know that one of rodricks friends was in the millitary and that he caleed airstrikes in the syrian war so bingo.at first lenwood had some issues finding the coordianates to the school but he somehow found out that it was 123 surry street but if i just closed the tabs on time i would not be expelled and disowned thanks me.
wednesday
today was the day that operation bomb the school finally started at first i did ;int know what to do since me and lenwood have been living off mcdonalds wifi for the past 24 hours but then i had a idea.i had decided to do a little pre show by pranking the nice old man with no arms legs or eyes and pstd from vietnam by spraying water all over him and screaming 'fire '.and later we decided to call it and this time it worked!!! and lemme tell you it was funny man that way that i saw bryces reaction it was great! and oh no its the old guys wife and what the heck why does she have a gu-.