Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Ohio Holiday

Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Ohio Holiday is a LLB created by U/Johnwasnever,The LLB is about Greg going to Ohio for a holiday

Main characters[]

Greg Heffley
Rodrick Heffley
Manny Heffley
Susan Heffley
Frank Heffley
Quandale Dingle
Ishowspeed (Main antagonist)
Pukar Budhathoki

Synopsis[]

Wednesday[]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH — Manny covered in chocolate pudding

Greg says that it’s that time of season again where “a big fat guy” breaks into their house and eats their sweets and puts boxes under their tree, Mom has been asking Manny, Greg and Rodrick what they want for Christmas nonstop, Rodrick wants to go to a Goth IHOP, but Mom keeps telling Rodrick that a “Goth IHOP” doesn't exist, Greg thinks this is funny because he thinks that Mom doesn't even know what “Goth” is, all Manny wants is chocolate pudding, but Greg hopes that Mom and Dad don't get Manny a lot of Chocolate pudding because Manny has a weird addiction to it, the other day Greg walked into his room to look for his Twisted Wizard CD, Greg suspected that Manny took it, But when he walked in, He saw Manny covered in Chocolate pudding, After that he went to his room to cry for 2 hours, Apparently it’s going to Haunt Greg’s life forever, Greg has no idea what to get for Christmas this year, Greg wanted Twisted Wizard 7 But His Mom said He has 6 other twisted wizard games, But Greg says that it’s the point, They are all different, since Mom and Dad couldn’t agree on anything, Mom suggested going on a family vacation but she didn’t know where to go, Rodrick said to go to a Goth IHOP but Mom reminded Him it doesn't exist, Manny said to go to Disney world, But that was Too expensive, Then dad said to go to Ohio, Greg asked him why would we want to go to Ohio, The reason why is that they never went to Ohio, Which surprised Greg because they go everywhere, so that settled it, They are going to Ohio.

Monday[]

After they packed their bags, When they went to the airport Everybody looked the same, The person in front of Greg said to him that he isn’t gonna last 3 days in Ohio, This made Greg really nervous, After they got on the plane, Everything went smoothly, Greg said it felt a little too smoothly, He felt like something bad was going to happen, Greg was right, The announcer said that “There is no airport in Ohio,everybody will be exiting” Greg was in pure shock, Greg then saw a bunch of people putting on parachutes, Greg said that even if putting them on was some sort of coincidence, Greg wasn't risking not putting on one, once he put it on his whole family put it on, That’s when It happened, Somebody opened the door and everybody went flying out, Greg felt like He was about to faint but Greg didn’t because he didn’t want to die, So he stayed calm and He opened his parachute, And everybody else did too, there was a big flat area with a big red X and everybody went there, so He did too. When they landed, somebody approached them, he was wearing a crown and a really big nose, he was Quandale Dingle, and he was king of Ohio, Greg didn’t know that There was a "King of Ohio," But everybody else did. Everybody bowed down to him but Greg and his family didn’t, Quandale Dingle went to his family, He knew that they weren't native to Ohio so he rented them a 5 star hotel, He even gave them a ride in a limousine, Greg likes this Quandale Dingle guy, When he got to the hotel room he was surprised to say that the view wasn't very good.

Tuesday[]

Greg woke up on 10:00 walking into the main room where Rodrick was watching TV so Greg watched it with him, Greg asked him what he was watching,the show that Rodrick was watching was called “Ishowspeed” playing “Talking Ben”which is a game from the App Store, that’s when Mom came in and told us we couldn’t be cooped up and sitting around all day when they are on vacation, Then mom said we are going to look at tourist attractions, The rest of the day was exactly like intended, all the attractions were crazy, the one Greg likes the most was the Worlds biggest nut, they even saw a Goth IHOP, After Rodrick begged to go there, they went to the Goth IHOP and ate there, When they got home, Greg said let’s play the floor is lava, but when he played that, Manny burned to death, Greg started freaking out and went to Mom and Dads room to tell them,They started freaking out too, so they called 911 but there isn’t any police in Ohio, so sadly, Manny died, The family couldn’t bury him anywhere so Rodrick had to flush his ashes down the toilet, but that obviously didn’t work so the toilet got clogged so dad had to unclog it, So now his ashes are in the trash, Greg felt extremely bad, so He wanted to give everybody a Christmas gift, so on night he snuck out and went to downtown to get gifts, Greg said that walking in Ohio was like walking through a ghost town, everywhere was dark and close, but he noticed a sprite on a pedestal, it was a Sprite cranberry, so he picked it up, but as soon as he did, sirens went off and guards chased him and caught him and took him to a prison cell.

Wednesday[]

The guards woke Greg up, Greg asked the guard what they were gonna do to him but the guard told him to shut up, when they exit they reach a coliseum, He noticed his family is a stand and Greg asks them what is going on, apparently Greg was arrested for taking the “holy” Sprite cranberry and the only way he could win is too fight a competitor and win,Greg asked them who was the competitor, They didn’t know, but fortunately he was about to find out, On the other side was the giant gate that was opening, he found out that the competitor was ishowspeed, then a bell rang signaling that the fight was about to begin, as soon as the bell rang ishowspeed ran at Greg, He started to run away from him but he was too fast, luckily he managed to outrun him because he was really easy to get juked, But Greg knew that he couldn’t keep this idea long but that’s when a idea popped in his head, he noticed that he still had stuff in his pocket: his phone and the Sprite cranberry so he got out his phone and downloaded Talking Ben, it was pretty hard, because he had to outrun and juke ishowspeed while downloading talking Ben, when the download finished he clicked the telephone button and quickly threw his phone at speed,When Ishowspeed got distracted Greg hit ishowspeed's head with the Sprite cranberry and the plan worked, Greg won.

Thursday[]

Greg Heffleys family is back, After Greg won he gave the Sprite cranberry to Quandale Dingle but since Greg won, Greg gets to keep it, He is now also the knight of Ohio, He was also the only one to beat Ishowspeed So after they said their goodbyes they went back home, Greg can’t wait to tell the story to Rowley, He bets that he never had a vacation like that before.

Video[]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvqCOhiJd6Y

Trivia[]

This is the only LLB created by U/johnwasnever to feature a picture that isn’t drawn.